Welcome to the Totally Legitimate Pirate Cave!
Crimes Against Cinema is a web-series in the vein of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Join Kyle, Mason, Sarah, and Zach as they find themselves trapped in a "totally legitimate" pirate cave with nothing to do except sift through a treasure chest filled with shitty movies and obscure VHS tapes. Throughout their endeavors, they encounter conspiracy theorists, ghosts, mummies, possessed ventriloquist dummies, and lots of disappointing boobs!
Films featured in season one (2015):
Two Front Teeth
McGee and Me: Twister and Shout
The Newton's Workshop: World Building 101: Episode One: Days of Creation
A Gnome Named Gnorm
The Bike Squad
The Quest (almost)
10 Crunchy Carrots with Charlotte Diamond
Zydeco Scrubboard with Jemmy Bluestein
The Christmas Light
Dino Dan: "Twas a Dinosaur"
Norm of the North
Vote on Which Movies We Watch Next!
We've decided we want you guys to decide what movies we'll watch next. We've provided a list of select films, with similar themes, and we want you guys to pick which ones we'll torture ourselves with!
Voting has closed! You guys voted for The Toxic Retards and Repligator! Thanks for voting...now we have to watch these. Another poll will open later this year!
Recent Episode! Season Two Premiere!
The first part of a two-part saga. The gang (and a friend) watch the craziest movie they've ever seen.
Movies featured: Ski Wolf directed by Chris Seaver